1 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,560 CHATTER 2 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,239 Oh, getcha, getcha, lady, Femi... 3 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:19,039 Hey, darling. Uh, Last Supper with my parents tonight. 4 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,519 Are you still down? 5 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,079 Yeah, definitely. Yeah? Keen bean. I love it. Wow. 6 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:27,919 Uh, oh, now, my dad is not, uh, particularly PC, 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,879 so, uh, just ignore some of his jokes, please. 8 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,159 I'm sorry about that. 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:35,719 OK? Yeah. Oh, and remember, wear a sports coat. 10 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,319 That's important. Yeah. 11 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,799 Sports coat. Yeah, yeah. OK? 12 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,599 Sure. All right. Lovely. Shower time. Yeah. 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,200 Hey, Cheddar! There's a queue! 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:46,279 Sports coat. 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,840 Toby, what the hell is a sports coat? 16 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,079 Mm... 17 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,880 Bomber? Bomber. Bomber. Yeah. 18 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:01,640 Hmm. Hmm. 19 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,800 Yeah, yeah. 20 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,960 Sports coat. 21 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,719 KNOCK ON DOOR 22 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:23,760 Come in. 23 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,759 Headmistress, can I have a word? 24 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,839 Let's make this quick, Miss McDonald, I'm on my way to 25 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,800 Severstone to clean up the bloodbath of a mess you've made. 26 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:39,959 I know that what I did was terrible, and I am so sorry. 27 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,519 But I can't be expelled. 28 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:42,879 You will not be expelled. 29 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,319 Are you going to take away my reference to Brown? 30 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:48,999 I'm not rescinding your reference either. 31 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,639 You securing a place at Brown is a win for St Gilbert's, 32 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,200 and currently we need all the victories we can get. 33 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,039 But if you assault a sports opponent, or indeed anyone 34 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:02,439 again, you'll be earning your degree in a prison cell. 35 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,519 Do you understand me? 36 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:05,560 Mm-mm. 37 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,159 Thanks so much, headmi... 38 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,280 That's all. 39 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,599 PHONE BUZZES 40 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,319 It's my mum. No! Don't make me... 41 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,240 I swear to God, Mabel. Go. 42 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,680 Hello. 43 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,559 Hi, Auntie. Oh, no, no, no, no, it's Mabel. 44 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,919 I'm good, thanks. 45 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:35,400 Leah wanted me to talk to you because she's sick. 46 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,519 She, she wanted me to talk to you 47 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:41,079 because she doesn't think that you should come. 48 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,600 Yeah, I know. 49 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,159 Yeah, I know, it's really disappointing. 50 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,239 I know, I'd give anything to have my parents here for Last Supper, 51 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,879 but it is what it is. 52 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,279 I know, I know. 53 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,279 Well, I gave her some medicine, so we'll see how it goes. 54 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,919 OK, Auntie. 55 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,679 Auntie, you're funny. 56 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,399 OK, you've got to stop saying Auntie. 57 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,519 OK. Bye, Auntie. 58 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:03,560 OK, bye. 59 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,359 I love lying to your mom 60 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,039 so you can continue to work yourself into the ground. 61 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,639 Yeah, I really love doing that. 62 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:12,839 Final exams are literally weeks away. 63 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,759 I know, but that's what Last Supper is for. 64 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:19,119 The same institution that thinks it's A-OK to 65 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,479 drop their children off for months at a time, 66 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,959 also understands the importance of quality family time before their 67 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,719 children are thrust into the most important moments of their lives. 68 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,639 I've literally got that presentation with Felix coming up, 69 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,279 and he's still being a prick. 70 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,639 But I figured out a way to get 71 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,079 the contact from the British Library from him. 72 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,279 You're not going to get expelled, are you? 73 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:40,839 He's going to give me the connect, 74 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,759 and in return I'll do all the work and we just share the grade. 75 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,239 Low-key, I wish you would do 76 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,439 something so that you would get expelled. 77 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,119 I miss badass Leah who didn't give a shit about the system, 78 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,919 not the Leah who's now a slave to it. 79 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,960 Succumbed to it. 80 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,759 I'm just saying you're going to give yourself an aneurysm. 81 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,000 Felix is an aneurysm. 82 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:08,559 Well, maybe Xiang can un-aneurysm you. 83 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,599 Oh, my God, you're so stupid. 84 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,999 Hm-mm. 85 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,479 So, is it back on? 86 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,639 Are you going to let him blow your back out again? 87 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,199 No, don't repeat that. 88 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:19,240 OK? Ever. 89 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,440 Mabel! 90 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,199 Well, he did just say that he would save you a hot chocolate. 91 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,359 So, if that's not sexually charged, I don't know what is. 92 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,479 He deserves some clarity, Leah. 93 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,719 Fine. 94 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,119 I'll cancel it. 95 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,519 Happy? 96 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,959 I'd be happy if you chilled out a little bit, but that's cool. 97 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,000 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait for me. 98 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:53,879 ...is an MP for Brompton-on-Thames. 99 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,959 OK. "Hello, Mr Tramley, you're, uh, the MP for Brompton-on-Thames. 100 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,199 "It's nice to meet you." 101 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,679 Are you cyber stalking my family? 102 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,999 No, uh, I'm just preparing for tonight. 103 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,519 Oh, yeah, Cheddar mentioned you were coming to dinner. 104 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,639 Yeah. 105 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,079 He thinks that if I spend some time with your dad, 106 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:11,839 I'm more likely to get an internship. 107 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:14,559 So, what, you're into politics now? 108 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:20,039 Honestly, I just think this is a better career option for me. 109 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,519 It's proper. 110 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,799 OK. So, drama school is dead? 111 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,840 Mm-hm. 112 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:31,999 Mm-hm? Mm-hm? I think it's kind of a shame. 113 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,799 I thought you were really good at it. 114 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,599 Yeah, uh, well, yeah. I know. 115 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,399 I... Well, on the plus side, if I do get the internship, 116 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,839 Cheddar says I get to stay at the London flat. 117 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:42,879 Shut up! 118 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:43,920 Sh! 119 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,839 OK. 120 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,359 We could live together. Yeah. 121 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,039 Over the summer. Yeah. 122 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,879 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 123 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,079 Oh, my God. OK. 124 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,639 No, then we need to take it very seriously 125 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,479 because first impressions are everything with my father, OK? 126 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,639 So, take my hand. Firmer, firmer. 127 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,959 It needs to hurt. 128 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,479 Good. Eye contact is good. Yes. 129 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,559 And don't... I think my 130 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,839 main notes would be, don't have a fixed opinion, but also don't be 131 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,959 wishy-washy, and don't show emotion because he really hates emotion. 132 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,159 He kind of doesn't believe in it. 133 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,479 So, I really don't think you should do that. 134 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,839 OK, that's more pressure. 135 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,839 Hah. No, you're going to be fine. 136 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,799 I mean, you're an actor. 137 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:18,160 Politics is performance. 138 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,239 Plus I'll be there to support you. 139 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,879 Why are you being so good to me? 140 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:27,239 I don't know, underneath all this self-doubting anxiety is 141 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:35,240 someone who's really nice and sweet and kind and has a nice bum. 142 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:43,199 You know, I've never had a thing with someone before. 143 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,480 Yeah, no, I figured. 144 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,279 Neither have I, you know. 145 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:51,799 Ah? What? I don't believe that. OK. Yeah, just look at you. 146 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,199 I mean, I've been out of school for a while for... 147 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,879 ...reasons... 148 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:03,320 ...and everyone here seems to have an opinion on me. 149 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:07,520 And, um, I like that you don't. 150 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,479 I know that I, uh, said I'll tell your brother about... 151 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,919 Oh, yeah, no, don't worry about it. 152 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,759 Tonight's not the night. Yeah. 153 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,959 I think if my dad knew that we were seeing each other, 154 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:23,439 I don't think the internship would probably work out, you know? 155 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:28,840 Yeah. Plus, you know, keeping it secret's kind of fun. Yeah. Yeah. 156 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,959 OK, all right, all right. That's, that's enough. 157 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,759 I will see you later. 158 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,040 I'll see you tonight. 159 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,240 Yo. 160 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,719 Shouldn't you be in class? 161 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:49,879 Ah, don't worry about that. 162 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,400 I'm a know-it-all. 163 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,919 How's things at St Gilbert's? Do the girls hate me? 164 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,319 Uh... 165 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:00,399 Can't lie. 166 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:02,000 You're defo St G's most wanted. 167 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,999 On a more positive note, I've got some good news. 168 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,599 Let's hear it. 169 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,959 All right, you listening? 170 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,639 Yes, I'm listening. 171 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,199 What would one say 172 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:18,319 if one told one that one could go travelling with one? 173 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,199 One would ask, what about Cambridge? 174 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:26,319 OK, but what if one was able to defer for a year at Cambridge? 175 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,919 I'd ask, how can you afford it? 176 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,639 One's got a new job that pays well. 177 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,559 Really well. 178 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,439 So close to exams? I'd wonder if you were serious. 179 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,119 It's minor. 180 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,559 It's just a bit of translating. 181 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,960 Oh, my God, you are serious. 182 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,479 Are you sure this is what you want to do? 183 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,199 Of course. 184 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,439 OK. 185 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,159 Cos if I'm being honest, I was a bit worried about next year, 186 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,559 like, so excited. 187 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:58,079 But knowing that I wouldn't see you was kind of stressing me out. 188 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,559 You always think of something. 189 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,360 You know my style. 190 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,480 Ain't that Carol? 191 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:08,359 What the hell is she doing here? 192 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,719 Yo, I need to cut. 193 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,599 I need to cut. I need to cut. 194 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,799 OK. 195 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,279 Gutted you can't come round tonight. Yeah, no... 196 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,120 My mum's coming for the Last Supper. 197 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,639 You should actually come. 198 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:23,119 Are you serious? 199 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,719 Yeah. 200 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,159 Unless... 201 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:29,319 Well, am I overstepping? Are we not there yet? 202 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,079 Um, yeah, I, I think we're there. 203 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,879 Yeah? Yeah. 204 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,280 All right. All right. 205 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,239 OK, go, before she sees you. 206 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:41,040 One more. OK. 207 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,440 Miss Ashford. Carol. 208 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,399 Mrs El Fassi, the events that took place at the hockey match 209 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,399 were unfortunate. 210 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,399 To say the very least. 211 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,559 But myself, 212 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:17,000 and all the students of St Gilbert's would like to find a way forward. 213 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:23,000 I trust you will find this a generous peace offering. 214 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:36,959 That's more than enough to cover the broken hockey sticks, 215 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,799 the student's dental surgery... 216 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,399 And buy our silence? 217 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,759 Elite private school students trade classrooms for class war, 218 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:46,839 blood on the hockey pitch. 219 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:52,399 Local comprehensive students beaten to within an inch of their lives. 220 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:53,719 Oh, come on. 221 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,079 It wasn't that bad. 222 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,479 And it was one student. 223 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,679 One student injured, more than one beaten. 224 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,959 Your students started it. 225 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,919 They broke in, vandalised our premises. 226 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,799 You are lucky I didn't sue for criminal damage. 227 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,159 I've disciplined my students for that. 228 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,720 You're too busy bribing me to discipline your own. 229 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,199 Look, do you want more money? 230 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,520 You posh twats think that solves everything. 231 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,359 Get in! 232 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,080 Now, get out. 233 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,400 Huh. 234 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,719 Just peaches for your final piece? 235 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,759 Yeah. 236 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,279 I thought this would be the foundation, 237 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,399 and you would hit us with something crazy. 238 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,559 Like James and the Giant Peach meets Call Me 239 00:11:57,560 --> 00:11:59,440 by Your Name or something, but... 240 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,159 ...it was just peaches. 241 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,359 Look, nobody wants anything weird from me. 242 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,799 Trust me, I know. 243 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:11,160 Well, go, Gina, you do you. 244 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,840 Why is your piece covered? 245 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,799 It's about the anticipation. 246 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,520 You know, the drama of the unveiling, the reveal. 247 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,959 Right, but, quick question, 248 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:29,879 did you actually use my drawings as part of your final piece? 249 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,279 You're about to see. 250 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,639 Right, but are you not a little bit worried? 251 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:40,079 Like, they're not actually suitable for work? 252 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,039 What about your final mark? 253 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,560 Honey, the only mark I care about... 254 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,960 ...is the one I leave on the world. OK? 255 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:55,679 Gather round. 256 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,119 What? Are you afraid? 257 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,439 This is how you see the black man, right? 258 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,959 Chastised, demonised, sexualized. 259 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,479 He's got three willies? 260 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,719 But it is beautiful. 261 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,559 Sacred and so misunderstood. 262 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:11,559 Devonye. Oh, my God, did you make this? All me. 263 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,719 Every piece. Devonye, that is art right there. 264 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,720 CHATTER 265 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,999 Oh, hey, wait up. 266 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,520 PHONE PINGS 267 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:37,279 LINE RINGING 268 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:40,239 Omar, hey, thanks for calling. 269 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,839 Uh, it's Benjamin, the Severstone kid from the toilets. Hi. 270 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,479 You clued me on the CreatureArt. 271 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,359 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I-I remember. 272 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,319 So, what's up? 273 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,799 Uh, I heard you are tight with Leah. 274 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,879 I couldn't find her on IG. 275 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,519 Oh, Leah. 276 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,720 Yeah, she did deleted socials till after exams. 277 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,439 You wouldn't happen to have her number? 278 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,359 Um... 279 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,399 We had a vibe, man. 280 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,279 But she didn't give me her contact. 281 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,759 Yeah, uh, look, if Leah said no, 282 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,880 then I'm definitely not giving you her number. 283 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,120 I just... know she liked me. 284 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,759 She's leng. 285 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,639 Bro! You know that's stalking, right? 286 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:28,399 OK, um, then talk me up to her small, like... 287 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,879 Yeah, yeah, ask her if you can give me her number. 288 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,439 Look, I'm not going to talk you up to her 289 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,559 when I don't even know the first thing about you. 290 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,759 Omar, Omar, please. Like... Omar... 291 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,119 Felix, listen, why weren't you in class? 292 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,279 I've got a proposal for you. 293 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,640 Can you please call me back? Like, it's urgent. 294 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,119 You can't tell me you love anime 295 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,159 and then say you've never watched Uzumaki. 296 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,199 I'm not here for the spooky ones. 297 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,959 What, so you're a pussy? 298 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,119 What do you know about that? 299 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,519 Are you being homophobic? 300 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,559 Hey, you were just being misogynistic. 301 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:06,600 THEY LAUGH 302 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:10,599 Damn, man. We've been talking for time. 303 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,479 Yeah. Yeah. 304 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,039 In fact, yeah, I've got to go. Before you do. 305 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,599 What? Village of the Yokai. 306 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,239 I have the limited edition. 307 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,719 You're lying. 308 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,479 I can lend it to you. Seriously? 309 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,919 If you talk to her for me. 310 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,040 HE SIGHS 311 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,439 All right. Deal. Yeah? For real, yeah? 312 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,319 Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact I'll chat to her right now. 313 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,839 Have you lot seen Felix? OK, be chill. 314 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,839 Don't make me come across like I'm desperate. 315 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,319 Bro, that ship's already sailed. 316 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,079 Leah. Yeah? What you doing here? 317 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,519 I'm looking for that dickhead, Felix. You ain't seen him, have you? 318 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,680 No. SHE TUTS AND SIGHS 319 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,359 All right. 320 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,559 So, you remember that Benjamin guy from the hockey match? 321 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,399 Yeah. I spoke to him. He seems pretty cool. 322 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,999 Maybe I should give him your number? What, you turn his pimp? 323 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,199 No, I just think he might be good for you. 324 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,959 What's good for me is finding Felix. Right. 325 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,480 If he's anything like his brother, then he's probably hiding at home. 326 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,439 You're fantastic. No, no. I love you, Omar. 327 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,799 No, no, no, no. I don't think that's a good idea. 328 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,599 You do know who his mum is, right? 329 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,759 Just send me the address, Omar. 330 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:20,159 But what about Benjamin? You said he was leng! 331 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,839 If he's so great, why don't you date him? 332 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,399 Date who? 333 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,439 Uh, some guy. 334 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,240 Oh. Not for me. For Leah. 335 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:33,359 Are you still up for Last Supper later with my mum? 336 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,679 Yeah. 337 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,079 Can't wait. 338 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,400 Cool. 339 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:43,040 BELL CHIMES 340 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,199 Stop looking at me. 341 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,319 Well, don't look at me first. 342 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,439 Why can I feel your eyes burning into the back of my head? 343 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,519 Every time you talk, you know, there's this buzzing noise. 344 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,199 Oh, you're so funny. You're actually so funny. 345 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,079 This irritating kind of like white noise, really. 346 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,559 I just can't bear you... Oh. 347 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,479 Mate, is that a gilet? 348 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,719 You said sports. Oh, God. Why is there so many pockets? 349 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,679 It's like you're going to fish for something. 350 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,079 What are you fishing for, my father's affection or something? 351 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,919 This is my sister. Her name's Pixie. 352 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,959 Hi. Hi. You're in my drama class, right? 353 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,439 Yeah. God, you've got such soft hands. 354 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,999 Wow. FEMI LAUGHS 355 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,359 DOOR CLOSES I spy a pickle! 356 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,439 SHE GASPS Daddy! Hello. 357 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,919 You might want to wash your hands after that, all right? 358 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,679 Come here. MR TRAMLEY LAUGHS 359 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,999 Oh, I've missed you! 360 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,119 Hi, hi. Hi. Pops. 361 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,159 Bear. Where's Mum? 362 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:35,559 Eh, she's in the car. 363 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:40,119 Now you... must be the Feminator, huh? 364 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,799 THEY LAUGH I'll be back. 365 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,959 What are you doing? You need the loo? No. 366 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,080 Stand properly then. 367 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,079 I'm only joking. 368 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:54,159 Put it there. Whoa, feeling pretty limp there, huh? 369 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,879 We need to firm up that handshake, son. 370 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:00,279 Lads will be calling you Flaccid Femi, if you're not careful. 371 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,799 No, hang on. Semi-Femi. 372 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,159 That's the one. 373 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,679 That is brilliant. You've got 374 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,519 to admit, that is brilliant. Yeah. MR TRAMLEY LAUGHS 375 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,079 Now look at this. 376 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,679 You look like you're about to catch our dinner. 377 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:15,119 Stick a rabbit in that. Are you a huntsman? 378 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,799 No. Pull! 379 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,319 You're a huntsman, aren't you? Pull! 380 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,280 Leave him alone. Watching you. 381 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:23,759 Oh, mate. 382 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:27,399 OK, we're not even at the restaurant yet and you're falling apart. 383 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,279 Do you want this thing or not? Yeah, I do. 384 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,759 You want it? Yes. You want it? Yes. 385 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,399 We're a team. Team. Say it together. Team, team, team, team. 386 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,999 Yeah, we'll have fun. All right. We'll have fun. Yeah? OK. 387 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,560 Flaccid! 388 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,599 Hello? Uh, um... SHE CLEARS HER THROAT 389 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,559 Hi, how are you doing, fella? 390 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,559 I've got a delivery for ya. 391 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:12,920 All right, come through. 392 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,719 I am going to be the most decorated lawyer in this country. 393 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,559 And not the most decorated black lawyer, 394 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,999 but the most decorated lawyer. 395 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,719 OK. I don't have time to be playing Where's Wally with 396 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,959 a self-entitled rat dick like you. 397 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,119 Now, I have a proposal for you. 398 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:47,199 Look, I'm about to have dinner with my family, so... 399 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,919 Well, I'm not leaving until we talk, so... 400 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,600 Felix, who's at the door? 401 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,039 Miss Dulverton. Mistress. 402 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,319 What are you doing in my house? 403 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,559 Um, Felix actually invited me to work on our project together. 404 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,639 It'll have to wait. We're about to sit down for dinner. 405 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,399 Yeah, I told her that. Who's this? 406 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:08,039 Hiya, um, I'm Leah. Hi, Leah. Girlfriend? 407 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,479 Mm... Uh-uh. God, no! 408 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,239 Felix, see Miss Dulverton out. No, no, no, nonsense. 409 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,439 She's come all this way 410 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,039 and I'd quite like to hear about this project. 411 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,639 Come join us for dinner. She can't. Why not? 412 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,119 She's one of my students and... there are rules. 413 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,599 You're an unqualified headteacher. 414 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,399 Rules don't seem to matter much around here. 415 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,080 Would you like a drink, Leah? Sure. 416 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,279 Wait, should I have brought flowers? 417 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,599 No. OK. 418 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,639 First thing you need to know about my mum, she don't like flowers. 419 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,319 OK? OK? 420 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,519 I just want to make, like, a good first impression. 421 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,560 Listen, she's going to love you. 422 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,800 What if she doesn't? 423 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,079 If she don't love you, 424 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,839 I'm going to have to find myself a new girlfriend. 425 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,360 Chill out. 426 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,519 Are you ready? 427 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:07,119 I am so ready. Are you sure? 428 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,040 Mm-hm. Attention. Yip. Let's go. 429 00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,639 And, uh, I mentioned to my mum about the travelling. 430 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,239 Yeah. She's not happy. 431 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,319 So, let's keep that on the down low... 432 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,599 Yeah, yeah, yeah. ..before, and then till I smooth it out. Of course. 433 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,799 Milady. You're going to jump? 434 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,599 Oh. You need me to lift you? OK. 435 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,799 SHE LAUGHS 436 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,599 Yeah! 437 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,000 Woo. Thank you. 438 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,080 PIANO MUSIC 439 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,719 Hi there. Hi. We should have a table booked under Alina Wozniak. 440 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,439 Uh, table for two? 441 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,319 Uh, that m-must be a mistake. 442 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,359 Please, come on through. 443 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,919 Your mum knows I'm coming, right? 444 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,960 Yeah, of course. 445 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,599 That's her there. Mm-hm. Your table. 446 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,639 Thank you. 447 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,039 Hi, Mum. 448 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,080 Hi. Hi. 449 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,520 Who's this? 450 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,360 Abby. 451 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,919 You expect everything to be handed to you 452 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,599 on a silver platter, don't you? 453 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,919 Right. OK. 454 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,879 What about Pixie? Because she's just as spoiled as me, aren't you? 455 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,039 Ooh! Look at you. Oh. MR TRAMLEY LAUGHS 456 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,639 Nice one. Bull's-eye. Nice. 457 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:39,039 Look, Bear told me you're on a scholarship at St Gilbert's. 458 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:43,559 Hmm? Means you actually know the benefits of a good education. 459 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:47,559 Not if he doesn't have to pay for it. 460 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:51,279 Femi's actually really into politics, Dad. 461 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:53,079 Oh, is that right? Yeah. 462 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,919 You want to climb the greasy pole of Westminster, do you? 463 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,279 Yeah! 464 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,919 Poles. 465 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,239 I love poles. 466 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,719 Pole dancing, or...? 467 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,919 Tell you what, he would make a fantastic stripper. 468 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,199 Don't you think, Bear? Yeah, I think so. 469 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,959 MR TRAMLEY LAUGHS I meant polls as in voting polls - 470 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,599 you know, that kind of thing. 471 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:15,519 Ah. Yeah, I understand you are the MP for Brompton-on-Thames, 472 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:20,479 winning the seat by 12,000 votes, which is very impressive, sir. 473 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:24,119 I actually wanted to talk to you about the Escher Bill, which 474 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,559 I know is entering the committee stage in the coming months. 475 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,919 Although I don't agree, 476 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:33,599 I would be fascinated to share my piece with you. 477 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,919 Of course. I'd love that. 478 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:37,600 Great. THEY CHUCKLE 479 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,399 What is actually wrong with you? 480 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,199 I can't believe you've come into my house. 481 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,439 You think I want to be around this dysfunction that you call a family? 482 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,359 Just give me the contact and I'll leave. 483 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,279 LIQUID POURS So, Leah, why aren't you 484 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,719 with your family for Last Supper? 485 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,680 My mum, she works a lot. Oh, snap. 486 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,319 Father? 487 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,040 Deadbeat. Snap. 488 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,119 Alfred! 489 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,559 Just a drizzle. 490 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,279 We used to give the boys a small glass when they were ten years old. 491 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,760 CAROL SIGHS 492 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,559 So, um, did you come over here for the Last Supper? 493 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,159 HE CHUCKLES No, not strictly. 494 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,039 I'm here to visit my eldest, obviously. 495 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,199 I'm also remarrying. 496 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,999 FELIX CLEARS THROAT 497 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,599 Congratulations. Thank you. 498 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,439 I'm not sure if you're aware, but Carol 499 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,359 and I are still married, legally. 500 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,799 For some reason, she wants to keep it that way. 501 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,719 I'd prefer we didn't discuss private matters right now, Alfred. 502 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,920 She's waiting for my bonus to come through. 503 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,599 Not for me. For the children that you've neglected. 504 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,999 You weren't complaining about being neglected 505 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,439 when I was earning you a comfortable living. 506 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,679 A living you're so desperate to clinging to. 507 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,159 ALARM BEEPS 508 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,640 Fuck! 509 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,439 Oh, Christ. 510 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,559 Shit. 511 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,159 BEEPING CONTINUES 512 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,599 This cheap, shitty oven. 513 00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,799 So what's this project? 514 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,279 There isn't a project. It's about colonialism. 515 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,359 I understand that Felix's godfather is a curator at the British Library. 516 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,759 I was hoping I could get to speak to him. Julian? 517 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,879 Yeah, I'm sure he'd be happy to help his godson. 518 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,559 I would ask Felix to contact him, but your son has actually 519 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,919 decided that he doesn't want to do the project any more. 520 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,039 Why? 521 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,119 SHE SIGHS 522 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,960 I don't need the extra credits, Dad. 523 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,479 I'm not even sure about the Cambridge thing - 524 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,879 I'm not sure it's for me. Not for you? 525 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,759 Yeah, it's just, you know, exams, schooling, it's not really my thing. 526 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,920 OK, what IS your thing? 527 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,999 I don't know. I just thought, perhaps if I came out to Hong Kong, 528 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,119 I could work for you. 529 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,279 Oh. It doesn't work like that. 530 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,719 But Rupert's out there with you. Not by choice. 531 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,279 It's cos your mother couldn't cope. Cope? 532 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,799 I can't be stuck with both of you! 533 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,279 It's because your son idolises you. 534 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,999 Why? God knows. 535 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,200 Can we not do this now? 536 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,439 Cambridge will do you well. 537 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,559 You're useless without it. 538 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,199 Look, Dad, I'm just worried about failing. 539 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:59,239 It's all just a little overwhelming right now. 540 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,439 You've applied to do land economy. 541 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,359 It doesn't get easier, Felix. 542 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,759 Dad, I'm just being honest. 543 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,720 But it sounds like you've failed before you've even begun. 544 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,959 Take note of those around you who are doing everything to succeed. 545 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,159 Stop whining and put the work in, and contact Julian. 546 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,280 Yes, Dad. 547 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,639 Is there still a bathroom at the top of the stairs, 548 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,200 or have you ripped that out too? 549 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,199 Felix, I am so sorry. 550 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,440 I honestly didn't mean... Having fun, yeah? 551 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,840 Just don't, Mum. I... 552 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,480 Dinner in five. 553 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,319 He has spoken about you. 554 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,679 He just didn't tell me you were coming. 555 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,279 Tobush hasn't been very communicative. 556 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,799 I presume he told you about Darren. 557 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,119 Is Darren your...? 558 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,079 Boyfriend. New one. 559 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,079 He's not new. 560 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,719 We've been going out for over a year. 561 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,679 Bit early to be moving in together. 562 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,960 It was the right time. 563 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,759 Sounds like Toby is totally fine with it. 564 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,959 HE FEIGNS LAUGHTER 565 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,880 Meeting the parents. It must be... serious? 566 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,799 Yeah. 567 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,639 Yeah, I think so. 568 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,199 And I think it was so important, 569 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,639 especially considering that we're going travelling together. 570 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:38,999 Abby! 571 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,519 I know Toby doesn't want us to talk about it, but the way this 572 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,239 evening has started, I want everything out in the open. 573 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:46,959 Travelling when? July. 574 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,039 We're going horse riding all over Europe. 575 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,559 What about Cambridge? He's going to defer. 576 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,320 I can't actually defer any more. 577 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,959 You said that you could. Yeah, I know. 578 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,239 But I can't. 579 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,519 They rang me and told me I can't defer. 580 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,159 It's minor, though. 581 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:05,559 Just re-apply next year. 582 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,559 I got in this year, so I'll get in next year. 583 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,079 Why don't you take anything seriously? 584 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,879 Mum, maybe being away from these posh-arse places might 585 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,719 actually do some good for me. 586 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,840 You've always been afraid of horses. 587 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,719 I got over that. 588 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,919 You're throwing away an offer from Cambridge. 589 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,599 You obviously think I'm old enough to make my own decisions. 590 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,359 You kicked me out so you could go with some next random brother. 591 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,319 I asked you did you want me to keep your stuff and you said... 592 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,879 Or maybe, all right, cool, 593 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,519 I just felt like I was too much of a burden for you and Darren. 594 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:38,560 SHE SCOFFS 595 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,880 Thank you. 596 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:49,199 And in 1992, you were St Gilbert's Dominus Calami. 597 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,599 That's right. Well done. Done your research. 598 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,199 I mean, look, it's really just a popularity contest. 599 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:57,599 But representing your school year at the prestigious alumni events 600 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,239 helped me land my first job. 601 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,879 You know, the thrill of winning your first hustings, 602 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,119 the end-of-year speeches. 603 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:07,239 It was my first taste of politics, really. 604 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,799 Changed the course of my life. 605 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,399 Funnily enough, Pop-Pop, 606 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,079 my friend Femi here would really benefit from an internship 607 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,799 at the Commons with me. 608 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,079 Don't you think he would make a great addition? 609 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,759 Well, he might well be great, but, unfortunately, 610 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:23,079 there's only one internship in my office. 611 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,519 One? 612 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,079 Since, since, since when? 613 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,919 Since always. 614 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,439 If you ever asked me about my job, you'd know that. 615 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,320 Shit. Sorry, Fem-Fem, I didn't know that. It's OK. 616 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,439 But Bear does actually for once raise a good point. 617 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,760 Femi, you should apply. 618 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,320 HE CHUCKLES 619 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,080 It's mine. 620 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,199 Have you applied? 621 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,559 Applied? I thought it was a done deal. 622 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,079 Wow. 623 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,119 This is getting interesting. 624 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,919 Well, I can't exactly go around handing out opportunities 625 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,799 to my son like they're sweeties, can I? 626 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,160 Mm, no. 627 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,279 Well, OK, I'll apply. 628 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,839 And what exactly would you put in your application? 629 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,239 I'm studying the same things as you did when you interned there, 630 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,079 so I'll just, uh, put that. 631 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,079 Yes, but I was a grade-A student. I had a passion for it. 632 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,039 I was the Dominus Calami. 633 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,239 Boring. Well, my grades may not be that, 634 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,960 but I have a passion for it, too. I do. 635 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,279 And maybe I'm running for the Dom also. 636 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,519 MR TRAMLEY LAUGHS 637 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,719 Oh, I'm sorry. What? Y-You're running for the Dominus Calami? 638 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,759 HE LAUGHS 639 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,159 HE FEIGNS LAUGHTER 640 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,839 Femi knows all about it - don't you, Femi? 641 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:48,039 Is this true? 642 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:51,039 Um... You're helping me with my campaign, right? 643 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,199 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 644 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,240 MR TRAMLEY CHUCKLES 645 00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,839 Well, good luck. 646 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:00,880 HE LAUGHS 647 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,719 Hey, Omar. Um, where are you, dude? 648 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,639 I'm here with my mum. 649 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,800 Let me know how long you're going to be. 650 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,760 POP SCORE 651 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,199 Free your mind. Loosen up. 652 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,720 Let's go. 653 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,119 Thank you for supper, Mr Tramley. 654 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,479 It was a pleasure to meet you. 655 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,719 It's a pleasure to meet you too, Femi. Thank you, sir. 656 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:06,079 Listen. Don't let my little weed of a son tell you what you 657 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,119 can or cannot do, hey? 658 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,240 There's nothing wrong with a little bit of healthy competition. 659 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,880 There's no such thing as friendship in politics. 660 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,160 Bye, Femi. Goodnight. 661 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:24,360 Do you know, I could see you as the Dom. 662 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,279 Imagine. But nobody would vote for Femi, would they? 663 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,760 HE GIGGLES 664 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,719 What the hell was that? I think she likes you. 665 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,479 She didn't want me there. Why did you do that? 666 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,439 Yeah, but it's not about what she wants. 667 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,799 It's about what we want and what I want. 668 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,999 And what I want to do is go to Europe with you 669 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,440 and ride bareback on horses like Game Of Thrones. 670 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,039 And I'm sorry about... 671 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,600 I am, I'm... I'm sorry. 672 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,839 It's just like everything's changing right now 673 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,079 and you're my only constant. 674 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,079 Just... 675 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,800 ...you're the last person I wanted to piss off. 676 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,600 I'm going to go. 677 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,879 Can I take you home? 678 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,719 No. Why? 679 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,960 I'm going to take a taxi. 680 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,159 Cool. I'm a big girl. 681 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,079 I know. HE LAUGHS 682 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,399 Just... 683 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:51,680 ...text me when you're home. 684 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:01,319 Hi. 685 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,880 I was a kid, so I get it. 686 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,839 This is different. 687 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,159 I promise. 688 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,399 Have you said the big L yet? 689 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,680 Uh, not yet. 690 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,559 Has he told you about the open day that we went to at Cambridge? 691 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,919 Yeah. 692 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,879 What did he say about it? 693 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,839 Not much. 694 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,319 Typical Toby. 695 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,439 "It was calm still." 696 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:27,760 Toby is scared of Cambridge. 697 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,400 Ever since it's been a possibility, he wanted it, but he's scared of it. 698 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,279 I'm not saying that he doesn't care about you, 699 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,520 but I think... 700 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,800 ...he's using you as a way out. 701 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,479 If you really care about him, 702 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,160 you should want Cambridge for him too. 703 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,400 It's been lovely to meet you, Abby. 704 00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:06,480 ALERT CHIMES 705 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,639 Hello. 706 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,319 Is this Leah? 707 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,919 Yeah. Who's this? Hello? 708 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,719 I didn't actually plan what I was going to say if I got through. 709 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,719 Is this Benjamin? Yeah. 710 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:31,879 I literally told Omar not to give you my number. 711 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,079 I've got my ways. 712 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,159 What is this, a true crime documentary? 713 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,959 Oh, I'm sorry. If you want to hang up, you can. 714 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,279 I promise I won't contact you again. 715 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,719 Proper keen, ain't ya? 716 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,199 You didn't say you didn't like me. 717 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,159 You said you were busy. 718 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,279 Is that still the case? 719 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,519 Benjamin, you're cute for a serial killer 720 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,679 but, um, I already told you, I don't have time to date right now, so. 721 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,519 Rah, they got you good. 722 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,919 What? You've really drunk the Kool-Aid. 723 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,479 Fallen for that black exceptionalism 724 00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:05,199 trap from those elite private schools. 725 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,279 I'm sorry, I don't know who you think you're talking to. 726 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,759 Those places make you work so hard, 727 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,600 you barely have time to live. 728 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,159 It's literally exam season. 729 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,879 And, so? Can't come and kill yourself? Live a little? 730 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,279 Life's about balance, isn't it? 731 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,400 Ain't that the truth. 732 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,320 Then... 733 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,439 ...let me take you out, then. 734 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,399 I literally gave up spending time with my mum to chase down some 735 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,040 foolishness that made me feel even worse. 736 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,719 I just want to be back in my dorm room right now. 737 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,079 It's the closest thing I've got to home. 738 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,159 You're an island girl, right? 739 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,479 Yeah, Jamaica. Why? 740 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,159 How about a little taste of home? You hungry? 741 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,959 I know a likkle spot in town. 742 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,200 This town? 743 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,960 Oh, I'll drop you the location... 744 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,840 ...in a bit. 745 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,960 SHE SHOUTS FOR SERVER 746 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,080 Table two. 747 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,519 I actually can't believe that this place exists. 748 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,239 I knew you'd never been to this part of town. 749 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,999 You Gilbertine. 750 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,560 Right, we're still doing this? Yeah! 751 00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,279 All this time, you could have been getting your hair done 752 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,759 up the road in term time at Aunt Maggie's. 753 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,479 You're lying. Were you trekking back to London? 754 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,239 Yes, Benjamin, I was! Oh, my God. 755 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,399 And, listen, there's better places to eat from. 756 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,399 Not just the bland and beige pub stuff by the tourist bit. 757 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,839 The best vintage shops. 758 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,119 Damn. Yeah. 759 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:48,799 It's a shame I'm just learning about this now. 760 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,239 Still got time. 761 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:53,280 If you give yourself a break between studying now and again. 762 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:14,239 Sorry, um, I've got a study session with someone else. 763 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,080 Someone else? Friend? 764 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,800 Thank you. 765 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,159 On you go. Sure? That's all you. 766 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,800 OK. 767 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,199 Right, you ready? Mm-hm. Oh, thank you. 768 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,159 It's all good. This better be good, you know. 769 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:34,839 Hey, five-star reviews. 770 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,959 I mean, I could have been in my dorm right now, so... Oh, well. 771 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,400 All right, let's try. 772 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,439 What, you just going to stare? Yeah. I'm... I'm waiting. OK. 773 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,519 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? 774 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,999 Mmm. It's banging, isn't it? Ah. 775 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,160 I can't lie, you did your ting still. 776 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,439 Mm. How many plantains did you get? 777 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,159 More than you. Why have I got one? 778 00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,439 No, you can't take mine. 779 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,080 That's mine, I'm hungry as hell. 780 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,360 MUSIC DROWNS KNOCK ON DOOR Omar. 781 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,280 Omar. 782 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,039 Omar. 783 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,359 Hey. Where were you? 784 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,479 I...yeah, I must have lost track of time. 785 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,279 The messages said read. 786 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,199 You know that's like something you can turn off in settings. 787 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,079 Yeah, look, I'm sorry. 788 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,879 I wasn't super happy with my artwork 789 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,399 and thought to start something new, and... I thought you were going to, 790 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,919 like, tell me you were nervous or having a mini freak out. 791 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:44,759 But, no, you stood me and my mum up for some weird painting thing. 792 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,199 Well, I need to complete my coursework. Yeah. 793 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,919 You've done the coursework. I've seen it. The peaches. 794 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,079 They're, like, great. I mean, they are, 795 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,439 but just not in an art type of way. 796 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,360 Look, Devonye took my art and made it into something cool. 797 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,239 I should have done that. I want to do that. 798 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,759 You know what? You wouldn't get it. 799 00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,839 Yeah... Art is just a piece of you. You know, 800 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,759 your thing is like economics and numbers and all that. 801 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,199 Like, I am art. 802 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,759 That's me, and I shouldn't have to shy away from that. 803 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,559 This is like the most pretentious conversation I've ever had. 804 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,879 OK. Well, Benjamin thought it was all right. 805 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,679 Who the hell is Benjamin? 806 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,919 A friend. 807 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,640 Why do I not know about this friend? 808 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:26,839 HE SCOFFS Look, you know what, Omar? 809 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,319 I'm actually, I'm not going to do this with you right now. 810 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,039 Because I'm now starting to sound like a jealous boyfriend. 811 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,240 Boyfriend? 812 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,639 Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, boyfriend. Of course. 813 00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,080 Grow a pair, fuck's sake. 814 00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,959 I never said she wasn't good. 815 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,599 What? No, I'm not having it. 816 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,399 She is the hardest out there. K.Dot even said it himself. 817 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,399 Kendrick's opinion, yeah, isn't everything. 818 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:11,439 Oh, no, wait, brother, are you a Drake fan? Oh! 819 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,679 No! That is a red flag! 820 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,559 Way worse that not rating Doechii. 821 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,399 I shouldn't have listened to Omar. 822 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,239 Why did you speak to him anyway? 823 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,879 He wouldn't stop going on and on about how great you were. 824 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,319 I owe him. 825 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,039 I don't know what to tell you, 826 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,999 you know? There was something about you that day on the pitch. 827 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,360 I just wanted to know more. 828 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:36,160 So, what do you do for fun? 829 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,040 I... 830 00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,120 Are you too good for fun? 831 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,800 Mm... What do you like to do? 832 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,159 Anime. 833 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,719 Playing drums. I just got into roller skating. 834 00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:58,439 Really? Yeah. 835 00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,160 Closest thing we've got to flying. 836 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,239 You? 837 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,119 I love a dance. 838 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,959 I used to play piano, but with this workload, 839 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,599 I can't lie to you, I don't even remember what a piano looks like. 840 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,200 So, yeah. 841 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:21,160 You need to make space for you, you know. 842 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,880 ALERT CHIMES 843 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,039 That barely even touched the sides. 844 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,599 So, what else are we having? 845 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,559 She likes to eat. Mmm, yes, I do. OK, let me grab the menu. 846 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,760 Yeah? You should. All right. 847 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,840 Hey, Auntie. 848 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,320 Oh, nice to see you! 849 00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:14,960 SPEECH IN JAPANESE 850 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,639 Toby? Toby? 851 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,039 Mr Staithes?! 852 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,959 Mm, yeah? Yeah. 853 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,839 Sorry. Apologies, Mr... 854 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:37,440 So he says, so he says the market is experiencing some short-term... 855 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,439 ...uh, volatility, 856 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,879 which is impacting the yen. 857 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,359 Toby! 858 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,519 Shut up. 859 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,479 Please. 860 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,599 It's 2am. 861 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,440 Anything else? Toby? 862 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:59,479 The broader market, he believes it's a broader market trend 863 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,639 and so he doesn't anticipate that there'll be any long-term, 864 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,160 uh, real-world impacts on our deal. 865 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,879 Sorry, Steve. 866 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,679 Dominus. Dominus. 867 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,720 Calami. Calami. 868 00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:18,399 Hi, I am Femi Adebayo, 869 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,800 and I am the Dominus Calami. 870 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,080 Belly by Pa Salieu